So Monday night, we met this 19 year old kid, for everyone’s sake, we will call him Z. Uh. He’s really freaking weird for a 19 year old. Like. I feel dirty just typing out what he told us about himself that day but can’t just start it and not end it right?

So like. Uh, apparently one time he got really, really high and drunk and was at his friend’s girlfriend’s house. The girlfriend’s mom comes home and freaks out, so he was like, “Ms. X, chill out. Here, have something to drink.” And then next thing he skips to is that he did it with Ms. X?! OMG, like what the heck! Who does that? Who sleeps with their friend’s girlfriend’s mom?! He was probably 18 around that time too!!!

And another thing he told us was that he wanted to know what it felt like having something up his butt. And his reasoning was, “Well if I like it, that means I’m probably gay, but if not, then I’m straight.” And so he sodomized himself?!!

OMG D:

THIS KID.

Anyway, he got kind of out of hand and started hitting on me and putting his arms around me and slapped my butt twice. SO I PUNCHED THAT MOFO. I was like, “WTF HO *punch*” And then I left with P. Apparently after we left, J said that Z thinks I like him because I punched him. So Z wouldn’t stop texting me yesterday and he invited me to another party on Thursday. What the heck! I punched you because you touched me, ughhhh. NO, I don’t want to party with you! I don’t smoke weed/hookah, and I sure as hell do not want to drink that much with a crazy person like you.